Wednesday, December 31, 2003

We arrived home around four o'clock with a bottle of vodka, some tonic, flamingo drink stirs, party hats, balloons, and Jello. The idea of making Jello shots would have NEVER occurred to me otherwise, but as we browsed the aisles at Party City I overheard two black women searching for plastic cups to chill and serve them in. Occasionally they would pause to sing disco songs. After returning home I went online to look for a recipe. I was bombarded by more Jello shot recipes than the world will ever need. I opted for a simple, no-frills recipe that called for one package of Jello, one cup of boiling water, to one cup of vodka. So I've performed the steps and they are chillin' in the fridge. There are also cookies cooling on the stove. Add home movies and video games and you have the lesbian stay-at-home rockin' eve.

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Today Jenny and I became members of the Museum of Fine Arts in Houston. Too bad the exhibit was so fucking packed that in the event of a fire we would have been trampled on the way to the exit. Next we went to the art supply store for glue sticks. We bought a 24 pack. Apparently we eat them.
Next was the grocery store where Jenny insists I was being cruised. A woman asked me where I bought my sweater. Pretty heavy come-on. I was short of beating her off with a stick. Anyway, we bought a tub of the new french vanilla flavored Cool Whip. We started off putting little dollops into our coffee, but it wasn't long before we were shamlessly dipping our fingers into the tub down to the knuckles. We were double and triple dipping. One can only hope it is not a seasonal flavor.

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