Wednesday, March 03, 2004

JUST some FACTS...

1. No matter what a website promises, there is no such thing as free porn. Unless you download it from a file sharing program.

2. Do not pick your nose after cutting a jalapeno. Just don't pick your nose at all.

3. Tomorrow is my birthday. A nice gift would be some Polaroid i-Zone film.

4. I have delusions my hair is starting to look like Yoanna's from America's Top Model, except not really and only when I have it pushed behind my elf ears.

5. My girlfriend thinks I have elf ears.

6. This website is fucking rad.

7. I really should change this shitty font.

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