Friday, April 23, 2004

Place Kicker

Question: What happens when while climbing the stairs to your apartment you spot a wasp’s nest in the upper left-hand corner of the neighbor’s window?

Answer: If there is an actual wasp clinging to the nest, you take a cowardly-swing at it with your foot.

Question: What happens when you miss the wasp nest completely?

Answer: I wouldn’t know—that has never happened to me. But in theory, you would kick a shoe-sized hole in the neighbor’s window.

Question: What would any fine upstanding citizen then do?

Answer: Make your girlfriend tape a note to their door and go hide in the bathtub.

Question: You sound as if you are speaking from experience.

Answer: No. Nothing could be further from than the truth. I have an active imagination.
Plus, they fixed the hole yesterday so it’s as if it never happened at all.

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