Friday, September 03, 2004

I think the purpose of a product such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay is to deliver the simultaneous sensation of scorching heat and arctic cold which creates such an extreme level of discomfort, you're not even sure why you needed it in the first place.

Oh yeah, my fucking legs are killing me! It's starting to wear off...

Everyone needs to go to Micro Center and get themselves a glitter trackball that glows red for five bucks. Because inside everyone is really a fourteen-year old girl.

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