Wednesday, February 23, 2005

:::.... I have this secret wish to be a delivery driver for a living. It's seems perfect for someone like me because I would get to...

a) Drive around all day listening to talk radio.
b) Not be confined to one place for eight hours.
c) Have limited interaction with people.
"Hello, sign here. Goodbye." Or, "Hello, you ordered 50 cases and I have 45."

The downside to this is...

a) I doubt I could operate any large truck that would be required to haul around whatever it is that needs delivering. (Without running over curbs and/or people.)
b) I probably couldn't lift whatever boxes are being delivered since I am so scrawny.
c) (My girlfriend can attest to this) I simply have no sense of direction.
I know vaguely how to get from point A to point B. Close off any section of road in between and I'm lost.

Plus, after running numerous errands this morning which involved some backtracking I just don't know how even pizza delivery drivers do it. In the car, out of the car, in the car, out of the car, etc. Plus, you are like 100% more likely to get into an accident with all that driving.

In conclusion, based on the above "pros", I still secretly wish to become a delivery driver.

Anyone else have any strange "dream job" scenarios?

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